didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

via  tylerthelatteboy  (originally  cyanide-poisoning)
1 day ago on 19 May 2013 ~ 8:07am 75,165 notes

horcruxs:

if you ever say ‘oh i saw this and thought of you’ to me ever you’ve got 0% chance of escaping this friendship and i’ll automatically love you

via  muggletimelord  (originally  horcruxs)
1 day ago on 19 May 2013 ~ 7:54am 69,135 notes

By giving Jeremy his life back, Bonnie essentially gave Elena her life back, too. Unencumbered by the sire bond, her grief, or a gaping hole where her humanity should be, Elena finally got to evaluate her love life with a clear head — and she chose to be with Damon. “In death, you’re the one that made me feel most alive,” Elena told him. Cue the mouth touching! Now, with her vampire boyfriend at her side, she might just be able to enjoy college.

It’s been a rough few years for Damon when it comes to his love life — but Julie tells us it’s finally time for him to have some legitimate joy in his life. “Yes. Absolutely,” she says. “We’re going to get to see Damon trying to be a good boyfriend, and while it’s not going to be easy, he’s going to try like hell to make it work, and they’re going to have a real opportunity for happiness.”

~ Julie Plec [x] (via elenasfire)
via  xteeenagewastelandx  (originally  elenasfire)
2 days ago on 18 May 2013 ~ 7:04am 481 notes
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5 days ago on 15 May 2013 ~ 3:26pm 1 note
Okay.. This is getting outta hand

Okay.. This is getting outta hand

5 days ago on 15 May 2013 ~ 3:09pm
via  xteeenagewastelandx  (originally  victorianhooker)
6 days ago on 14 May 2013 ~ 7:47am 92,511 notes
via  jennaanne01  (originally  ellie-the-samoyed)
6 days ago on 14 May 2013 ~ 3:59am 196,257 notes
mydrunkkitchen:

This literally made me laugh out loud for long long time.

mydrunkkitchen:

This literally made me laugh out loud for long long time.

via  mydrunkkitchen  (originally  togifs)
6 days ago on 14 May 2013 ~ 3:55am 178,638 notes
via  muggletimelord  (originally  imsirius)
1 week ago on 12 May 2013 ~ 5:00pm 15,662 notes